noun - friend who, unlike the antonym fair weather friend, is there through all the fire and brimstone moments in life. When a person is unwell, heartbroken, jobless, homeless or even had a day from hell this friend is patiently there through the worst of it. They are the friend to the end.
Following a bad break up and the death of a well loved grandparent, I battled with depression. My apocalypse friend wasn't phased by any of the hell fire or brimstone, they held my hand and led me through the worst of it.
by Red Gnomez September 27, 2013
Same as a Zombie Apocalypse other than it is an event happening right now; with real people; that are alive and should be dead; the real stupid people you have to deal with everyday. The roaming of people walking the Earth acting or behaving like idiots, retards, or with no intellect. Aka: Dumbasses, nincompoops, maroons, morons, ass-wipes, dickheads, and jerks.
by Guzzi October 23, 2014
The oldest, rattiest, and worst-fitting undergarments in your dresser drawer, that one only wears when all others are in the laundry basket; i.e. in case of the Apocalypse, Rapture, 2012, or the aliens landing.
When Bill saw the brilliant flash of an atomic explosion on the distant horizon, he knew it was time to put on his Apocalypse Underwear and hide in the bomb shelter.
by rez111 July 20, 2011
Thot-Apocalypse means the the destruction in society which is caused by Thots (a word for slut) who are trying to sexualize the society by doing thot behavior like twerking, posing naked on Instagram , robbing mens bank account by different ways such as asking for cashapp, asking to buy premium snaps etc. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz who is the host of “Jisun Benz Show”.
Michael: Man its sad that we are experiencing thot apocalypse in society.
Steven : Kim Kardashian started it all.
Steven : Kim Kardashian started it all.
by Jisun January 26, 2020
The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.
The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.
Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.
Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse has begun.
by Rellik Uzi September 11, 2010
In short, Halloween. A time when girls ranging from the age of 14-29 dress up and wear as little clothes as possable. This event can last anywhere from 6 to 48 hours.
Most young aged males look forward to this event every year.
Most young aged males look forward to this event every year.
Male 1 "Hey guys, you know what tomorrow is?"
Male 2 "Halloween?"
Male 1 "No, It's Sloot-Apocalypse time!!!"
Male 1 "sweet"
Male 2 "Halloween?"
Male 1 "No, It's Sloot-Apocalypse time!!!"
Male 1 "sweet"
by 4bar4life October 30, 2009
"I can't wait for a zombie apocalypse because that fat girl at McDonalds pissed me off."
"The first to go are the fatties." -ZombieLand
"The first to go are the fatties." -ZombieLand
by Pooploophu June 08, 2014