Alvin

A person so extremely cool and imposing that their aura excretes onto other people, demanding authority and power from their peers.
They love to roll their sleeves up and undo their top shirt button in the middle of winter.

Did you see that guy? He's so Alvin!

by Impactored May 13, 2025

Alvin

A diffrent breed boy with a small dick that wont admit it.

Someone: How big is you d

Alvin: 6 inches ;)
Someone: Thats c-a-p cap!

by Aestheticdaddy October 18, 2021

Alvin

horrible horrible person. omega. lower than omega. even worse. yes. okay.

Girl 1: Do you know Alvin?
Girl 2: yeah he's such a omega

by fkenfklnerklllllllllf September 9, 2021

alvin

fat ass

man eats too much kfc what a fat ass prick this is why he gets no bitches alvin likes anissa

by anissa’s mum December 30, 2021

Alvin the pussy destroyer

someone who is very gay

Alvin the pussy destroyer kissed Alex!

by Alleycat849 June 6, 2023

Alvin

Someone who doesn't buy warranty on his gadgets.

This guy legit bought his 3000$ Laptop without warranty. What an Alvin.

by w34rhpioj November 10, 2025

Alvin Gay

A fuckwit

I HATE YOU ALVIN GAY!!!!

by Xavvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrr April 14, 2022