Advocent

Somebody that is extremely good at call of duty games and is always positive in game

That man is an Advocent

by Noooahhhh December 19, 2016

Please advise

A term often used by the less educated when complaining in order to add emphasis and terror to a normally minor issue. Typically used to boost the complainants self esteem for their lack of education when it comes to reading and writing.

“Hi I ordered 2 ov these and onli got 1 I not happy please advise

by Tonytwotins September 26, 2021

Viewer discretion is advised

The modern-day version of the "ladies and children not admitted" pre-performance advisory-message used by The King and The Duke to lure a larger audience to come and see their pathetically-mediocre shenanigans.

Nobody will ever admit it officially/publicly, of course, but everyone secretly knows that posting da "Viewer discretion is advised" cliché actually has da exact opposite effect for most people --- it makes them all da miore fired up to watch said media! And then of course after it's all over, like as not da viewers bewilderedly glance at each other and say, "That's ALL?! They considered THAT to be too "mature" for younger folks?!?? Why, that wasn't even as bad as da stuff they show middle-school kind in da couyrse of their lessons on history, social studies, science, chemistry, and stuff! Zheeeeesh.... da producers musta given it that rating just to lure people to watch their insipid mundane crap!"

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

advicenators

A place where bannings and suspensions are handed out in exchange for humor.

L2 MOD: Assuager, you've been banned for calling this girl an idiot when she asked about the pull out method.

Assuager: So?

L2 MOD: SO I'M BANNING YOU TO 2014 BITCH! ADVICENATORS CAN'T HANDLE YOUR GODLINESS!

by Mr. Anson January 21, 2008

advised

Getting savagely drunk.

I proceeded to get advised as soon as we entered the bar.

by DC May 13, 2005

Advicefag

A person thinking he's an expert on a subject and giving advice on something he really knows very little about.

I think you should probably do... ( Something the advicefag knows nothing about )

by haHAACringe October 9, 2017

Advices

Ad-vi-ces ( old Latin word)
Mostly used as to counsel someone; or warn someone
( The people were given advices on how to swim)

The Children were given good advices on how to play.
Do you have any advices for me?

by User Not Known December 16, 2015