by Poopguy12 September 7, 2020
Get the the curse of a thousand wipesmug. Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.
Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’
by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022
Get the Death by a thousand cuntsmug. by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
Get the two thousand ninemug. Guy: So, whats wrong with it?
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
IT Guy: Man, this PC has so many damn bugs. It's a death by a thousand papercuts type deal.
by balls man 1564 October 26, 2022
Get the death by a thousand papercutsmug. The 2009 swine flu outbreak, which many predict marks the end of the human race as we know it. Certainly a valid cause for widespread panic. At least until 2012 rolls around...
by Mr. Monocle Man April 27, 2009
Get the Two Thousand and Swinemug. A common turn of phrase, often used to describe a wonderful tale. Strange in facts but somehow still appealing. An entertaining story, that is only entertaining due to the person telling. Perhaps you'll even learn a deeper meaning due to its ludicrousness.
Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.
by The AuthorD59 July 29, 2011
Get the soul and a thousand comasmug. When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.
Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).
Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).
It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.
by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007
Get the pain of a thousand swordsmug.