Hair tie

Usually used with long hair to keep it from getting everywhere, but now used to shoot and get stuck on the ceiling of your humanities classroom.
"Whats that on the celing?"
"Must be a Hair tie"
by 21nolanitis March 29, 2019
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Tie Rape

(v.): To pull at somebody's tie to the point of choking, obviously against their will. Has recently occured within academies, or other high schools with a tie as part of the uniform code. Usually as a joke, whether amongst friends, or to inflict harm in a bullying circle.
Emily: The guys started up a huge Tie Rape between Science and English class today.
Curtis: Really?! Was it funny?
Emily: Actually, no. It put huge knots in our ties and nearly the whole class had to stay outside to sort it out.
Curtis: Damn.
by DramionePerfected January 25, 2011
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tie-lighter

The tendency of ESPN's Digger Phelps to hold a highlighter the same color as his tie, no matter what color his tie is.
Digger had the blue tie-lighter going during yesterday's UNC-Duke game on Gameday.
by J077 March 04, 2007
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balloon tie

the asshole looks like a balloon tie
by keith kohlmann September 30, 2003
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tie one on

Indulge in consumption of alcoholic beverages; probably until physical impairment sets in.
I got sacked today - fuck it, I'm gonna tie one on
by notapaki August 10, 2003
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guitar tie

A tie...made with a guitar.

You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.

Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
A guitar tie can be quite humorous...

but is breaking a guitar really worth it?

by Argonak August 23, 2008
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Tie Flossing

Defined by the usage of a colleague's tie to floss one's anal region.

The tie should ideally have been removed from the victim before flossing commences however in extreme circumstances flossing can be achieved while still attached.

Correct flossing procedure is as follows;

1. tie should be slipped inside the front of ones pants (trousers)

2. tie should be posted between legs

3. one hand should be slipped inside the back of one's pants and the tie end should be located

4. tie end should be pulled out of the back of one's pants

If correctly executed, one end of the tie should be visible exiting the front of one's pants, and the other end should be visible exiting from the back of one's pants.

the action is completed by taking each end of the tie in a different hand and pulling alternately upwards, thus causing the tie to repeatedly brush past one's anus resulting in the transfer of odor and in some cases liquid and physical matter to the said tie.

If deemed necessary, the tie may also be posted inside one's under-garments, resulting in a more offensive nasal experience once the tie is removed.

caution: the 'inside-under-garment' method can result in heavy chaffing and in extreme cases testicle ripping.
Bystander 1: That gentleman stole my muffin!

Bystander 2: I suggest you demonstrate your unease at this occurance by tie flossing with his tie.

Bystander 1: Jolly good idea
by tiebandit September 07, 2011
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