stiffy jiffy

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009
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Stiffy Sauce

The bodily fluid that is excreted from ones urethra when having a massive lap rocket.
1.)Right as my girlfriend was about to slob my knob, i got so excited, that my stiffy sauce scared her away!
2.) I'm so horny, i could fill a bucket full of stiffy sauce.
by Mitchell Meara August 06, 2006
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penis stiffy

When a boy nuts on your dick and it’s get sticky
by Liljaye_08 January 11, 2018
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Stiffy Game

Started in Pennant Hills High...a game where a group of male friends get together and try to get a "stiffy" or an erection with out the stimulation of any chicks or pornographics material
by HAMED October 11, 2004
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Stiffy Stopper

1) When the male has an erection, to lift and place under belt buckle avoiding a buldge and obvious embarrasment.

2) To hide ones stiffy behind belt in public.
Guy: dude I was walking through town and this hot girl walked past with major clevage! I got an instant hard on but I did the stiffy stopper so no one could see!
by Lord Dude May 17, 2010
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Mango Stiffy

Refers to the boner of an Asian male: mango because it is yellow, stiffy meaning erect penis. Select promiscuous females may even tell you that the renowned mango stiffy truly tastes like mango. It is paramount to fully embrace the oncome of the mango stiffy.
Bob: Why do so many girls like that Asian kid?

Juan: Idk man, but I've overheard the girls over there talking about "mango stiffy?" Don't know what that's supposed to mean...

Pung Tang (Asian Kid): HOES LOVE THE MANGO STIFFY 8==D
by spicychicken95 October 24, 2017
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Crack a stiffy

Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat
Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!
by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017
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