Crack a stiffy
The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.
Commonly used in Australia
Also know as crack a fat
The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.
Commonly used in Australia
Also know as crack a fat
Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.
Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!
Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!
by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017