Dirty Schnitzel

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.

Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

schnitzel cock

Schnitzel Cock is a phrase shared amongst bros. The phrase can mean a variety of different things but traditional means to crush it, to not take shit from anyone and to not take advice from anyone that makes less money than you.

Wake up and schnitzel cock it today bros.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.

"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"

by bbee_2000001233 November 7, 2017

The "Schnitzel"

To coat your partner in flour, "egg" them and coat the mwith breadcrumbs.

Very common practice in Austria.

Wow, did you hear what John and Jane did yesterday?
OMG, did they try the "Schnitzel"?

by aSLACHSNUTTEN March 28, 2017

Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

Schnitzel day

The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.

On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.

Person A: I can't wait for Schnitzel day this year
Person B: Me neither, it's my favourite holiday

by Aveyond May 11, 2022