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Gio

An italian mfer who will call the entire mafia to kill you. He was Mussolini's best friend and was the only gay person left alive by Hitler and Mussolini
Ayo look at that guy.

Bro he looks so gay, hes probably a gio
by Ball_dont_lie May 29, 2021
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gio

Average height, curly hair and a disgusting creature. hates women and eats hot chip. He loves dinosaurs and gets roid rage over some chinese guy over the phone
"Gio is such a grape"
by geovanilopeg July 10, 2023
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Gio Approved

The healthiest bestest form if food or drink that Gio would consume, hence Gio Approved.
Basically, it's anything that is very healthy that will extend your human life.
The coffee Shaun was drinking at his desk was not Gio Approved. However, it may have been Brandon Approved.

Taco Bell sure ain't Gio Approved.

I love eating Gio Approved meals, it makes me feel better and at least 50% of the time I am eating well.
by nigelA July 17, 2025
mugGet the Gio Approvedmug.

gio

the most handsome person on the planet, i love him so much and everything about them is perfect. he makes me smile all the time. <3
Person: Gio is hot
Me: Shut up I love him more
by neilcicierega July 16, 2021
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Gio R

Gio R is such an amazing person who has a giant🍆. He is the hottest boy you will ever see and he’s the most caring. He almost has the most drip and you’ll never catch him lackin.
“Omg have you see Gio R, I saw his 🍆 through this pants and it’s huge”

That kid Gio R is so hot!!”
by Gianna Feather November 19, 2020
mugGet the Gio Rmug.

Gio Charm

The Gio Charm is when Gio uses his charisma to get people to like him.
Megan really fell for the Gio Charm!
by Notgio03 November 13, 2025
mugGet the Gio Charmmug.

Gio

Hot. Big. Good in bed. Idk. Those are all the main keypoints. *kissy noises* idk. Gio is a cool guy. Everyone wants to be like him. Such a sweat at fortnite. He’ll carry the team any day. And he has a big dick. He usually really like miraculous lady bug and Tyler the creator. Very tall. Weird in a good way. 10/10 person hands down.
A: Did you notice gios bulge today in history class?
B: yea that sh*t was huge asf!
by truth announcer February 21, 2022
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