Caillou cat

the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool

caillou cat better than caillou

by qualityboi October 25, 2019

Caillou

A tortured child whose parents refuse him everything he asks for just to watch him cry and suffer psychologically, and to then give him a tiny bit of what he asked for just to calm him down and regain his trust without complying to his initial demand, feeling superior, and be able to repeat the cycle of abuse.

-This sub's bjs rock!

-Yeah, I know, he's a Caillou.

by comadot February 23, 2025

Caillou-Flavored

It means bald, because Caillou is bald. If you are talking to a weeaboo/japanophile, you can say Saitama-flavored, because of the famous bald anime character, saitama from One Punch Man

person1: hey before you meet my uncle, i should let you know, he;s Caillou-flavored

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom June 9, 2019

Caillou

Something even Jesus wouldn't forgive.

I want to dropkick that abomination of a child that is called Caillou and blame it on his parents.

by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022

Caillou

The worst show ever

It’s the worst show ever it’s called Caillou

by Rainbowboiii June 2, 2023

Caillou

Insult used to describe an autistic manchild riddled with cancer who cannot live without their parents. One of the worst slurs you can call a person, the N Word to humanity.

“Bro, you need to move out of the house, you’re being a total Caillou right now.”

by DrewHandle April 1, 2023

Caillou

A Spoiled 5 Brat with no hair

Person:sorry i have to take my Caillou Home

by Optimusprimerambo July 11, 2025