All bets are off

The situation has drastically changed. Any guarantees, implications, or assumptions regarding its outcome no longer apply.

The car should run OK. If you wanna race it, though, all bets are off.

by Dances With Peons September 30, 2010

Two Beers

The amount of alcohol any drunk driver will tell the police officer he/she has had, in response to the question "Have you been drinking tonight?"

The cop asked Jack how much he had to drink and he said "Two beers ocifer."

by Jon (943) August 1, 2008

the bees knees

excellent - the highest quality.

Bees carry pollen back to the hive in sacks on their legs. It is tempting to explain this phrase as alluding to the concentrated goodness to be found around the bee's knee.

Alison: Swanson, I think you're wonderful.
Swanson: Well, Alison, I think you're the bees knees.

by AlisonWonderland November 10, 2007

beet red

A moment when one's face turns red due to an uncomfortable, embarassing, or awkward situation.

This guy turned beet red at Walmart the other day. He tripped over his own shoelace and fell to the ground. Shortly after, his face resemble the color of lava.

by xDLafx December 2, 2009

trail of beers

A bar crawl style group drinking adventure in which the group dresses in native american garments (buckskin, feathers and war paint) and a group "leader" dresses as Andrew Jackson in a military uniform. The leader is charged with picking the route and stops along the crawl and forcing the group to leave at random before they have finished their fire water at each watering hole. The bars along the route have to gradually decline in quality of the service and classiness of their patrons. Participants who black/pass out along the way are stripped of their belongings by the rest of the group and left behind. If any natives find a way to trade for and/or steal enough clothing along the trail to become "civilized," they are allowed to help Jackson lead the crawl and can take drinks at random from the natives.

Steve got left behind on our trail of beers last night, they found him half naked in the urinal trough at the Shadium Inn covered in piss and war paint.

by sammietwoton June 25, 2012

bees knees

Very good, the best

The pants you are wearing are the bee's knees.

by Professor Frink January 4, 2003

Morning Beers

Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after

"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"

by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008