The ratio which defines how much procrastination a person is required to do before doing anything useful.
Varies from person to person.
Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.
Varies from person to person.
Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.
Guy #1: Have you sorted the smoke alarm yet?
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!
by Nottel Inyu December 6, 2010
Get the procrastination ratiomug. A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.
via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust
via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust
(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.
(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.
(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.
by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006
Get the cocklust ratiomug. Girls who you are friends with and involve in your social activities, but mainly because they are girls, and moreso for superficial than real redeeming qualities. Often called upon to help achieve a 1:1 male-female ratio. Can also be used in reverse, to describe males, although that is less common.
Example 1:
"Want to see if Liz and her friends are interested in going downtown tonight?"
"Nah we have 5 girls already, we don't need any ratio fodder"
Example 2:
"She's kind of boring but she's hot so she makes good ratio fodder"
"Want to see if Liz and her friends are interested in going downtown tonight?"
"Nah we have 5 girls already, we don't need any ratio fodder"
Example 2:
"She's kind of boring but she's hot so she makes good ratio fodder"
by slm12345 November 21, 2013
Get the Ratio Foddermug. 1 A statement referring to michigan tech's disproportionate male to female ratio of 3:1.
2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
2 The ratio of liquor to mixer that MTU students use to make up for their sadness caused by a severe lack of women and a high annual snowfall.
by MichiganYeti March 1, 2019
Get the the tech ratiomug. Ratio of douchebags to non-douchebags at a given public place. Most applicable to bars, clubs, gyms, parties.
by randchap November 22, 2010
Get the douchebag ratiomug. If you're in a club/bar and there are one or two smoking hot girls, but the rest are dogs, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite low.
But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.
What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"
But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.
What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"
by resolS December 15, 2009
Get the Hot to Not Ratiomug. <e-RECK-shun RAY-shee-OH>
This is a definitive measurement of a man's penis growth potential, or PGP. In the slang world there are two types of penises--growers and showers. Growers are men with penises that are comparably small when not erected, but grow significantly when aroused. Showers are men with penises that are long when not erected, but do not gain very much length when aroused, giving them the appearance of "showing off" when not in use. The Erection Ratio comes into use here. Whereas before there was two types of penises that were loosely defined, we now have a way of roughly determining whether or not someone is a grower or a shower. The Erection Ratio is the ratio of the erect penis to the inerect penis, expressed like 4:1 or 2.5:1. A grower is someone whose ratio is 1.7:1 or higher; a shower is someone with a ratio less than 1.7:1 (but not less than 1:1 or your penis shrinks when you get an erection!).
This is a definitive measurement of a man's penis growth potential, or PGP. In the slang world there are two types of penises--growers and showers. Growers are men with penises that are comparably small when not erected, but grow significantly when aroused. Showers are men with penises that are long when not erected, but do not gain very much length when aroused, giving them the appearance of "showing off" when not in use. The Erection Ratio comes into use here. Whereas before there was two types of penises that were loosely defined, we now have a way of roughly determining whether or not someone is a grower or a shower. The Erection Ratio is the ratio of the erect penis to the inerect penis, expressed like 4:1 or 2.5:1. A grower is someone whose ratio is 1.7:1 or higher; a shower is someone with a ratio less than 1.7:1 (but not less than 1:1 or your penis shrinks when you get an erection!).
What is my erection ratio? 35:1. Or in other words, my penis is 35 times longer when erect than when inerect. That makes me a hardcore grower.
by Jesus Fuckendoucher October 4, 2011
Get the Erection Ratiomug.