Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 30, 2018

Yonk

An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)

"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"

by That Nigga Johntez May 18, 2020

Yonks

A period of five years, Like “I haven’t seen him in YONKS..

It was YONKS ago that I drove to LA.

by Rocky saddler November 9, 2017

Yonk!

When you steal someone's food and say Yonk! It is not considered stealing

(grabs hot dog) Yonk!

by Syd123456 October 5, 2018

Yonk

A verb defining a movement (usually a passing/giving motion)

Can you yonk me a napkin?
Could you yonk me a ride?

by FleshMall June 9, 2021

Yonk

Synonymous with yes. Largely used in agreement with a statement or question

Hey man, did you get the beers for the party?
Yonk bro!

by Belowaveragejoesky January 26, 2024

yonk

tryna fuck smb

“im tryna yonk”

by cookie monster . April 20, 2024