by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019
Get the New Hampshire kissmug. by Him2023 January 10, 2023
Get the New Hampshiremug. The tiny ass town where everyone thinks they know everything about everyone and everyone is related to everyone. There is one school that teaches kindergarten through 12th grade all in the same building. The girls there all try to be Gucci af with their Dunkin Donuts and the boys are all wanna be hicks. The only exciting thing that happens is Lilac Festival where all the EBs gather to go on the same sketchy carnival rides every year.
I was driving through Lisbon, New Hampshire to get some gas at DuEz, and I ran into my second cousins ex boyfriend who I'm related to.
by Pizzasneezes August 10, 2017
Get the lisbon, new hampshiremug. NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.
Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..
Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…
Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..
Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…
Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022
Get the New Hampshire Primary Erectionmug. Most horrible place in the states. Either schizophrenic libertarians or Manchvegas heroin addicts. There is sometimes an overlap with those groups. Awful.
*HEH* *HOUGH* HEY TOMMY MAYBE WE COULD SWING BY NEW HAMPSHIRE SO WE COULD GET OUR BLACK TAR FIX *HOUGH* *HAEH*
by Gnome Chomski September 18, 2021
Get the New Hampshiremug. New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”
They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.
*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*
Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!
Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.
*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*
Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!
Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”
Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
by Urban Opinions (Not affiliated April 12, 2025
Get the New Hampshiremug. The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023
Get the New Hampshire Hedgehogmug.