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MC Hawking

Stephen Hawking is his ownage on. Raps like a motherfucker and definitley raps better than Eminem and all those other fuckers excluding Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz
Those dumb-ass bitches...every time I think of them my trigger finger itches
by James Lowe September 6, 2004
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Steven Hawking

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.
Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011
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Stephen Hawkings

The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.
I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.
by Apumar April 23, 2008
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Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home
im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins
by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021
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hawkins

a form of the female species, an extremely hot form, that blows your mind away when u see one!
but also, may suffer from bad farts!
"man, that bitch is hawkins like no other!" or
""dduuuudde, did she jus lay a hawkins!?!"
by pbibby69 January 1, 2008
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Breezy hawkins

Absolutely blank in emotion and soulless dirty butt slut.residing in the clayton county bandos,shitty cheap hotels,chevron gas station parking lots,trailer parks and known meth areas. Usually getting by on the expense of a guy with a hard on or giving up the booty for the crack and meth
Damn,you see that breezy hawkins down at the chevron?she was lookin like the city bus done ran the train on her
by PointinEmOUT111 February 27, 2021
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