paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.

Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.

by Fezaroni October 3, 2022

Give Me Money Day

A non-specfic day in the year dedicated to giving the person writing this, a crisp 50 dollar bill, and a kiss on the cheek.

" Its give me money day ! You should give me some cash B) "

by Sussy. December 18, 2022

Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

Trust Me

What your friend says before he invests all of of your money into a scam crypto currency.

You : hey are sure it's a good idea to invest that much into that randomTwitch Streamers currency?

Friend : of course it is dumbass! TRUST ME.

by Random Loser321 May 10, 2022

Me Huong

A beautiful mother with a pink soul , and she loves her kids so so much

Omg , Are you ok, sweetie? Me Huong said

by Mr. Anhdepzai November 24, 2021

struth me dingo

An Australian exclaimation, similar to "Crikey!"

Struth me dingo that was crazy!

by Jackalexg May 29, 2018

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by sesa me July 27, 2024