to see a man about a dog

"To see a man about a dog" is the cunning inversion of "to see a woman about a pussy" (to have sex with a woman).

Friend 1: "I've got to see a man about a dog..."
Friend 2 : "ah, and a woman about a pussy"
Friend 1: "you know it!"

by fernandomartinez101 October 25, 2011

giving the little man in the boat a nuggie

to perform cunnalingis on the clitoris hard and rapidly.

when i get home i,m gonna giving the little man in the boat a nuggie.

by metalmanchip October 12, 2008

M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor

M.A.C. is a heavily overweight negro with an attitude as bad as his hunger.

Has a SIX POINTED PENIS often referred to as his "Star of David."
Surprisingly this will not save the Jews from Hitler.

Wakes up at 2 p.m. and spends 25 hrs a day watching YouTube videos.

"Bro you're such a M.A.C. aka Man Across Corridor I wish we had you in the 1940's"

by Kevin Dibble's Mom April 10, 2009

like giving a flashlight to a blind man

committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.

pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.

by earpuller November 21, 2010

Make Orange Man President Again

MOMPA, Make Orange Man President Again, political slogan for 2024 US Presidential election. A pun on Make America Great Again.

I'm a MOMPA Republican. Make Orange Man President Again. Anyone's better than Biden.

by FormerNeverTrumper August 30, 2022

Man where the fuck is mario Judah

I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion
I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga
Don't you run from me, lil' nigga
You are not fast enough
You are not brave enough
You are out of luck
Now it's time for you to die very rough

Person:1 Man where the fuck is Mario Judah

Person:2 I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding

by MariofuckingJudah July 29, 2021

retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008