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Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."
by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021
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lack toes intolerant

her short ass in the bathroom for an hour after eating that ice cream, she must be lack toes intolerant
by kailumz8 August 14, 2021
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bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)
Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..
by cat hotdog August 15, 2021
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FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE

An FBI AGENT who is controlled by his DOG to the point when the DOG AND THE AGENT are having SEXUAL RELATIONS the DOG IS ALWAYS THE DOMINANT PARTNER and the DOG can be MALE OR FEMALE.

A vehicle for being above the law to CONFISCATE by entering somebody else's COURSE and taking connective past place property that was aquired said legally by the very TARGET of CONFISCATION.

A MASTER FLIP as it is quite a BITCH DOING.

Severe difficulty in finding a SEX PARTNER for FUCKING.
Well he is finally nude ,says the DOG PRONTO as the FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE has been consummated.

Now the AGENT'S TURN somehow FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE has a BIG LIGHT of TELEPATHY as implication a PEDOPHILE'S property is always fair game.

Behind CLOSED DOORS eventually the exhibitionist FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE is caught because SPATIAL COMPLIANCE is dramatically violated due to the enormous difficulty of penetration and the BLOODY EVIDENCE left BEHIND by the ASSH0LE.

ELON says , " if you send any messages through the 'chain of command, you will be immediately terminated from TESLA and it's subsidiaries and FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE can be an INTERCURSE due to an individual before they can meet anyone has to go through " the ANAL ALAN , the chain of command.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT August 29, 2021
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Chuck E Cheese Interface

A Chuck E Cheese Interface is a Term Used to Describe a Minamalist Design that Tries to Look Edgy or Mature While Also trying to Be Exciting by Using Shades of Black and Dark Neon Colors (Almost Like a Laser Tag Arena or an Arcade from the 90s) Hence the Term Chuck E Cheese Interface

This Term is an Evolution of the Term Fisher Price Interface Where Windows 95 Users After 9/11 Hated the Windows XP Luna Theme at First Calling it a Fisher Price OS

Same Thing Happening Here But Now The Look of Modern PC Interfaces and Overal Visual Design is More of a Chuck E Cheese Design
Examples of Brands/Products that Use the Chuck E Cheese Interface

Epic Games Store, Nearly All Trampoline Places, Pampers Ninjamas, Most Tesla Cars After 2017, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, MTV, Some Animation Memes etc
by baliebox4916 September 8, 2021
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Bitches Turn Into My Fans

When a person/persons talks bad about you and strongly dislikes you until something interesting/clout related thing happens to you
Why is she videoing her hoco proposal, she didn't like her before. Funny how bitches turn into my fans
by coolkid2781 September 25, 2021
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Beat you into a bucket of chicken

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.
You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!
by IGKYA53 October 5, 2021
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