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Non-Shit-Taker

Self explanitory. See also, badass.
Julie, being the incompetent worker she is, had unfinished assignments from her shift and began to leave when Bill, a non-shit-taker who works the next shift, sees her and says "Bitch! you take care of your shit before you leave and you will take care of mine today for trying to leave." He simply got the job done in a friendly business like manner.
by Andrrew July 31, 2006
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the shit will hit the sink

the phrase used by cadets, replacing "the shit has hit the fan" after numerous "incidents"
if you dont wake up, the shit will hit the sink
by smead September 4, 2010
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shit looking hands

Hands covered in shit of all sorts.
Damn matt, your hands are all shit looking hands!
by Joe March 16, 2004
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Kale Soup Shit

'Kale Soup Shit' is the expelling of feces in which the meal last eaten contributes significantly to the chemical makeup of the released material.

Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.

Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.

'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.
Person 1: "Frank has kale soup for lunch again"
Person 2: "Kale Soup Shit, T-minus 7 minutes."
by Shitbeak July 20, 2010
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incredibly stupid shit

a phrase coined by the satirical news site The Onion used to describe the inane, annoying and repulsive products of modern consumer culture, such as Mind of Mencia,Perez Hilton, and The Jonas Brothers. Incredibly stupid shit can be found anywhere, but is especially abundant in reality TV shows, celebrity-oriented websites, and the self-help section of bookstores.
Fool: "I just saw Oprah talking about something called The Secret where all you have to do to make things happen is wish them into existence!"

Non-fool: "Why do you waste your time with that incredibly stupid shit?"
by S. Dure October 20, 2008
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Random Shit Day

When a day seems very random or when someone does random things for the day.
"Wow today is a real random shit day huh?, "Whatever, todays just a random shit day for me."
by Riketsu September 10, 2009
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Shit piss drunk

Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk
by MZ2842 August 31, 2013
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