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Lonzo Ball

Goated Bulls point guard who won’t stop getting injured. Currently out on a wrist sprain and is getting surgery on it. Was part of the 2016 Chino Hills squad. His brother LaMelo, is a star for the Hornets in Charlotte. About on same level as Josh Giddey currently. Part of the first half of the 2025 Bulls 4 win streak.
“Is Lonzo Ball on the court in today’s game?”
“No, he’s out on another injury requiring surgery, of course.”
by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025
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Croatian ball cuck

A highly deranged, borderline retarded individual who derives an inexplicable sense of pride or embarrassment from the idea of their testicles being inextricably tied to Croatian culture. This person may believe that their testicles hold secret Croatian heritage, and they dedicate their life to caring for them in overly elaborate ways—perhaps wearing Croatian-themed underwear, performing strange rituals like chanting soccer chants to their balls, or consulting a "ball priest" for spiritual guidance. The term cuck implies that they may also seek validation from others to prove their testicles are worthy of such cultural significance, often becoming overly possessive or competitive about who has the most "authentic" Croatian balls.
My dumbass neighbor is a Croatian ball cuck.
by V_d March 17, 2025
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Zecking-ball

Zeck.app is an application from celebrity spokesperson, Ed Norton, that is intended to allow people to work collaboratively on presentations for board meetings. Zecking-ball means you've put your presentation materials up for review and your boss comes in like a wrecking ball with no less than 5 comments about your material.
Example: I just posted my slides for review and the boss came in like a Zecking-ball and now I have to start all over.
by SpinningFreak March 18, 2025
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Cockroach ball torture

The act of putting a straw in your cock and letting a cockroach climb in
by Roach nigga March 27, 2025
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Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025
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LeKongolo Ball

The forgotten 4th brother of the Ball family. Brother to Lamelo, Lonzo and LiAngelo Ball and son of the GOAT Lavar Ball. He got deported to Africa after his dad deemed his basketball skills "for the monkeys". He currently lives in the Congo.
Damn, I wonder how LeKongolo Ball is doing across the sea.
by Ellen Parent April 3, 2025
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Disco Ball

During intercourse, you place the woman upside down on her shoulders, plank on her and spin around as if you were a disco ball. Added mirrors and lights are recommend.
“Hey baby, I think tonight we should totally Disco Ball.. it would really set the mood
by Meangreensubmarine April 5, 2025
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