Goated Bulls point guard who won’t stop getting injured. Currently out on a wrist sprain and is getting surgery on it. Was part of the 2016 Chino Hills squad. His brother LaMelo, is a star for the Hornets in Charlotte. About on same level as Josh Giddey currently. Part of the first half of the 2025 Bulls 4 win streak.
“Is Lonzo Ball on the court in today’s game?”
“No, he’s out on another injury requiring surgery, of course.”
“No, he’s out on another injury requiring surgery, of course.”
by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025
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Zeck.app is an application from celebrity spokesperson, Ed Norton, that is intended to allow people to work collaboratively on presentations for board meetings. Zecking-ball means you've put your presentation materials up for review and your boss comes in like a wrecking ball with no less than 5 comments about your material.
Example: I just posted my slides for review and the boss came in like a Zecking-ball and now I have to start all over.
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Get the Cockroach ball torture mug.When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
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