get me a jersey

Get me a Badd bitch

I might just go ahead and get me a Jersey real quick.

by Summeri October 19, 2023

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

Me

A type of saying in which you are referring to yourself.
First part of Meme IDK dude

Guy 1: I like me!
Guy 2: HAHA, Narcissism!

by XeXenon54 July 28, 2023

Me

Ugly

I am sooo me

by You won't know who it is... May 29, 2018

Tongue punch me in between my eyes

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents

Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

Pick Me Girl

Breana lol

“Breana is such a pick me girl”

by kiinnitt March 7, 2022