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Tongue punch me in between my eyes

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt
by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020
mugGet the Tongue punch me in between my eyesmug.
Used in the first “Deadpool” movie..just before he cuts off his hand to escape and flip of colossus lol basically it doesn’t matter cause ain’t no “god” listening or watching so yolo.. God is a child with football field size ant-farm.. and where deep in the cavern system gents
Do it or don’t.. it’s not like you’d be struck by lightning or turned it to salt.. like Are you there God? It's me, Margaret
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
mugGet the Are you there God? It's me, Margaretmug.

Lick Me Dot

oi can't lick me dot
by SloppBj January 8, 2020
mugGet the Lick Me Dotmug.

get me a jersey

I might just go ahead and get me a Jersey real quick.
by Summeri October 19, 2023
mugGet the get me a jerseymug.

Forget-me thot

A hoe you fuck then never call them
all these hoes forget-me thots. return to fuckin sender
by MCbossboy21 January 11, 2024
mugGet the Forget-me thotmug.

No me

The alpha and the omega of all internet comebacks. This phrase stands alone as the only statement powerful enough to truly reverse a dreaded "no u" comeback. This is considered the ultimate and final demise to any argument, as it leaves the recipient utterly defenseless and incapable of countering.

An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.
Matt: "You suck. Go commit bathtub toaster!"
Steven: "No u"
Matt: "No u"
Steven: "Hah, nice comeback you turbo virgin! I'm the best."
Matt: "No me"

*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*
by ClaiborneF March 27, 2019
mugGet the No memug.

fuck me truck

Daym, that new Tacoma TRD is a fuck me truck!
by Locaust April 9, 2021
mugGet the fuck me truckmug.

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