The alpha and the omega of all internet comebacks. This phrase stands alone as the only statement powerful enough to truly reverse a dreaded "no u" comeback. This is considered the ultimate and final demise to any argument, as it leaves the recipient utterly defenseless and incapable of countering.
An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.
An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.
Matt: "You suck. Go commit bathtub toaster!"
Steven: "No u"
Matt: "No u"
Steven: "Hah, nice comeback you turbo virgin! I'm the best."
Matt: "No me"
*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*
Steven: "No u"
Matt: "No u"
Steven: "Hah, nice comeback you turbo virgin! I'm the best."
Matt: "No me"
*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*
by ClaiborneF March 27, 2019

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you
they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?
person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!
another version:
person: why did you slap someone?
pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(
person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!
pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!
another version:
person: why did you slap someone?
pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(
person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!
pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
by 564nuggets December 11, 2021

A really nice truck.
by Locaust April 9, 2021

1. Stand by Me is a book written by Stephen King which then got remade into a movie in 1986. The plot consists of 4 boys called Vern Tessio, Gordie Lachance, Chris Chambers and Teddy Duchamp went on an adventure to find a local teenager's dead body of Ray Brower who got hit by a train while berry picking. The movie consists of perilous scenes such as having to run away from an incoming train as they went through the train track to go to the woods, they fell into a river which had leeches and got leeches all over their bodies which cause Gordie Lachance to faint, then once they found the dead body, Ace Merril and his cronies encountered the 4 boys, almost stabbed Chris Chambers, but didn't stab him due to the fright the gunshot made when Gordie Lachance pulled the trigger. His intention wasn't to aim for anyone, but to stand up for himself in front of Ace and his gang without taking malicious or barbarous action such as shooting or stabbing them.
2. An amazing song composed by Ben E King which was released in 1961 and was played during the credits of the Stand By Me movie.
2. An amazing song composed by Ben E King which was released in 1961 and was played during the credits of the Stand By Me movie.
1. Person 1: Do you want to watch a movie?
Person 2: What movie?
Person 1:Stand By me
Person 2: Hell yes, my other mate told me it is the best damn movie he has ever watched
Person 1: Oh you'll love it, trust me.
2. Stand by me lyrics:
Verse 1
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
Chorus
So darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand
Stand by me, stand by me
Verse 2
If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
Chorus
And darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me
Instrumental
Chorus
Darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, just stand now
Oh, stand, stand by me
Person 2: What movie?
Person 1:Stand By me
Person 2: Hell yes, my other mate told me it is the best damn movie he has ever watched
Person 1: Oh you'll love it, trust me.
2. Stand by me lyrics:
Verse 1
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
Chorus
So darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand
Stand by me, stand by me
Verse 2
If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
Chorus
And darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me
Instrumental
Chorus
Darlin', darlin', stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Oh, stand now
Stand by me, stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh, stand by me
Woah, just stand now
Oh, stand, stand by me
by UltimateDoge July 20, 2021

Like Riddle Me This. But from a Nigga Point of View when one Nigga wanna asks another Nigga a Question that has caused him deep confusion.
Niggle Me This, My Nigga??
What's that, My Nigga??
If I got 4 Blunts and I smoke 4 Blunts, how many Pizzas did I eat??
What's that, My Nigga??
If I got 4 Blunts and I smoke 4 Blunts, how many Pizzas did I eat??
by DuVay Knox January 3, 2024

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.
Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
