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Unicorn

A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast
I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn
by Malachy Malarkey October 8, 2019
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Unicorning

A sex act wherein one participant affixes a strap-on to their forehead and uses it to penetrate their partner.
Dude, did you hear Andrew got caught unicorning Lauren last night?
by lethargic_sheep January 17, 2019
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Unicorn

A virgin that is either gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual.
"Bisshh you a unicorn, ain't you never gonn' see anyone 'round"
by The Butt Dictionary September 13, 2020
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Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night
I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved
by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016
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Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow
by Dus71n March 8, 2023
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Ancient unicorn man

A gay man who is over the age of 50 and is into campy or stereotypically "feminine" things like dressing up or make-up. keep in mind that this word shall not be used as a slur or part of hate speech, instead used as an identity term like "bear" or "Twink"
Person 1: my grandpa was actually nominated the oldest ancient unicorn man of the year!
Person 2: neat!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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unicorn

A homosexual male who has never had sexual relations with a female.
I wasn't always a fag, back in the day, I had fun with the ladies, but Mario is a unicorn.
by monctonblaine November 18, 2007
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