Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.
I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.
by Uncle Renegade February 28, 2016
A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe
by Crappy Chris February 28, 2010
Uncle Steve is your creepy uncle
Who your grandma is ashamed of
And is always crying about it.
You can normally find uncle Steve in the corner at family parties
And is usually seen wearing a my little pony shirt covered in cheeto cheese.
Your mom tells you not to talk to him.
It's probably best if you listened to mom.
He's probably not safe.
We all have an uncle Steve.
Who your grandma is ashamed of
And is always crying about it.
You can normally find uncle Steve in the corner at family parties
And is usually seen wearing a my little pony shirt covered in cheeto cheese.
Your mom tells you not to talk to him.
It's probably best if you listened to mom.
He's probably not safe.
We all have an uncle Steve.
by Chrystal Candy September 22, 2015
Bill: Hey, Jim. Did you go to the party last night?
Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.
Jim: Yeah, I went, but I left early because some guy was lording over my girlfriend like a Dutch uncle.
by Flying Dutch Uncle October 11, 2011
by fyis October 08, 2009
The releasing of flatulence while performing the mutual oral sex position known commonly as the '69'. Can be intentional or not. Can be simultaneous or not. Usually looked upon as 'aces' when its neither intentional nor simultaneous.
Simon: "So, like, the other day I was boning my girlfriend and we kind of like, slipped into a sixty-nine. Then I let her have it".
Jnizzle:"What"?
Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!
Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"
Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"
Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"
Jnizzle:"What"?
Simon: "I farted right in her eyes"!
Jnizzle: "Dude! You just gave her the dutch uncle! Aces!"
Simon: "Your a weirdo. I'm audi"
Jnizzle: "Fuck you Simon"
by Jnizzle2 June 22, 2010
A well known phrase often used to describe caring people who give off uncle vibes and could easily be named Minpict
Greg Davies can only be described as Caring uncle Minpict
by Minpict November 29, 2021