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when birds seduce they make a twitter noise, that's how the male knows that's how to move it
"bro those birds are seducing each other!"

"no wonder i'm hearing twitter!
by combinedbirdspower May 2, 2023
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Twitter

A social media app used frequently by many people posting pictures and videos including arguments, art, memes, etc. Often considered a problematic platform to many people.
“Look what I just posted on Twitter!”
“That’s so cool! I just liked it.”
by Coolperson7765 February 6, 2022
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twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
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Twitter

A place where any type of opinion is considered 'Controversial', No matter how small or big it is.
Random Twitter user: I just think McDonalds is better than burger king

Everyone: WTF EWWW YOU LIKE MCDONALDS??? YOU'RE GROSS!1!!
by Yeeetur November 1, 2020
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twitter hip ratio

a phrase indicating a very high often anatomically inaccurate hip-to-waist ratio, typically associated with femboy furry art.

the name comes from matching the ratio of twitter reply likes to the original post’s likes where the former “ratioes” the latter
some guy on twitter: posts an art of a femboy furry with a ridiculously thin waist
the comments: mfing twitter hip ratio, where are their organs
by Red Penguin June 17, 2024
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Off-Twitter

Usually stated in preface to a spoken, offline expression of an opinion that would risk disapproval, backlash or cancellation if posted on social media.
"I support trans rights, but off-Twitter, I don't think it's fair for trans-men to compete on women's teams."
by Outta Sight August 5, 2022
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Twitter vulture

People who search through old tweets to uncover racist, sexist or mostly out of context, non politically correct jokes or statements. People who think they're symbols of virtue but are essentially garbage collectors for likes and retweets.
"Peter is a Twitter Vulture, he's searching for old racist tweets on the people he follows"
by Nezhar March 18, 2019
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