twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.

Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Pair of twats

Two best friends that are extra gay. Like a Conah and jordan

What a pair of twats

by Charlie2012334 January 26, 2022

Twat twerking

During doggie style sex , when the girl gyrates her pelvic area around while backed into her man.

I was doing her doggie and she told me to stop thrusting with my dick still in her. Then she started twat twerking on my cock.

by Outlaw Redneck October 19, 2018

Garbage Twat

An unkempt vagina that smells like a garbage dump.

Man I hooked up with your sister last night. She's got a serious case of garbage twat.

by Captain Yar March 31, 2014

Twat cloud

The heavy scent (cloud) one gets a whiff of when he/she enters a restroom stall after a woman that had a dirty special part exits.

That was an awful twat cloud.

(verb) I was working yesterday and got clouded when I went into the bathroom.
Man, there is some clouding going on in the bathroom today!

Abbreviation: TC or TC'd (verb)

by Snukaaaa August 9, 2018

twat swatter

Comedian Dane Cook's definition of someone keeping a woman from getting laid,
The female version of a cock blocker.

I could have had the guy if that twat swatter hadn't been in such a rush to leave.

by jnehvy September 2, 2009

Twat garbage

A derogatory term referring to an item that has become soiled by cleaning a dirty vagina.

That guy that cut me off is a real piece of twat garbage.

by Vajayna13 September 4, 2018