take a joke

when a bitch doesnt know when to shut up and get out their heart over a funny topic

god, take a joke for once

by jssjjsjsjs November 29, 2016

It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard

something said when someone takes the joke too seriously or personally and they need a reminder of what they're mad about. knocks the sense back into someone real quick.

Samuel: It's a joke not a dick you don't have to take it so hard
Emanuel: I wish it was...
Samuel: what.
Emanuel: what.

by DaddyPomegranate January 6, 2021

Take care

Usually simply another way of saying bye. But in some cases, this word is said when for example cutting someone off, when talking to someone you really don't wanna hear from again, or telling someone you're taken or have moved on. In basic, it's another way of saying see you around or kick rocks.

It's the bye you say when you don't wanna f*ck with a certain person anymore.

I'm seeing your best friend now, and we're getting married in June. Take care!

P1: You're a police officer now?
P2: Yeah, been on the force for 8 years now.
P1: Never would have thought you the type, what with that incident back in the day...
P2: Riiiiight....take care.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

take out

The female version of road-dome

I got some take out while she was driving me to work today. I had to make up for not finishing her off last night.

by Rachel Goodwin November 18, 2010

take an L

Something that RiceGum does every day.

RiceGum just done take an L boi.

by Butternubbs Lardo November 20, 2017

Take It Easy... And If It's Easy Take It

Term coined by Tubbzeh, originally used as and when departing from a conversation, however given a sexual inference by the "and if it's easy take it". This part of the phrase suggests that if you get a chance of sex, you should take it, no questions asked. Not meant as a serious piece of advice however. Normally phrase would be completed and followed by a cheeky wink.

Friend: "Ok mate, see ya later"
Tubbzeh: Take It Easy... And If It's Easy Take It

by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

take a Trump

to defecate.

Nature calls— I have to take a Trump.

by CitizenKaines October 30, 2018