Turkey Wattle

It is a vagina thats been used and abused. Origin is the North American Turkey , under it's beak is its wattle and it hangs down and flip-flops around when it walks. This is precisely what happens to a womans labia majora after being excessively stretched on numerous occasions after intense and frequent prior sexual encounters. Whether or not the Turkey Wattle is a desirable trait; is in the eyes of the beholder but in most circumstances it is not viewed favorably.

Example set in a dialogue:
Friend 1 : " How was hooking up with that girl the other night ?"
Friend 2 : " That girl was hot but her Turkey Wattle was like down to her knees"

by Lott Scevy December 20, 2007

turkey neck

a common name for a large, loose, and wrinkley vagina; tends to be saggy beyond belief.

"Hey my name is Mary Ann"
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."

by sleepingbeauty March 1, 2008

schwag turkey

The epitome of schwagness

someone who is flaccid usually is considered to be an aka schwag turk

by Jacque Macaliffe September 11, 2005

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by TheOriginalRon December 15, 2008

stuffed like a turkey

To have sex with a girl that is intoxicated, like a large man stuffs his turkey on thanksgiving...

I am going to take her to the cold dorms and stuff her like a turkey.. she wakes up and says damn I got stuffed like a turkey

by Sean Cavanagh February 14, 2006

turkey gobble

Whenever a man shoves his balls back between his legs to show someone unfortunate enough to have answered... "No, I haven't seen a turkey gobble."

"Hey, ever seen a turkey gobble?"

by Innocent Bystander June 18, 2003

Turkey Club Sandwich

The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.

Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich

by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 25, 2009