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Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.
"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."
by TrilliASF September 24, 2022
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tool

that fucking tool Brian told me to suck him nanners.
by York Boy July 10, 2010
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Mouse-ke-tool

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”
by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022
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tool

A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.
Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!
by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022
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Tool

a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.
by godddddd121256 December 8, 2010
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tool hound

One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
Tool hound: One who hounds (engulfs / inhales) as much tool ( male genitals) as they can.
"That dude looks like a homo."
"Yeah man, a total tool hound"
by choose one April 30, 2016
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Tool

>Tends to "one up" another by regurtitating the same story you told but extends the content.

>Claims on many cliques, ie "I am a hardcore grunge hippie".

>Never contradicts what you say. Instead they constantly turn your argument into a personal story in order to please you.

>Perfers quanity over quality.

>Usefull not by there abilities, but by there benifits.

>Kills inside jokes, by quoting and/or referencing them terribly.

>Is a compulsive liar.

>When dating someone they embrace the fact to an annoying extent.

>Claims they lost there virginity an a young age to an older person.

>Has a collection of enemies

>Number one goal is to be noticed by as many people as possible

>Thinks Dane Cook is a funny comedian.

>Stupid hair cuts are usually a part of this

>Have some kind of weird ass physical abnormality (IE fucked up teeth, giant arms, etc)

>Have an annoying catch phrase

>Suck at telling jokes

>Think that, even if they are one in like 6 billion, they are the only one to have achieved certain trivial things

>There goal in life is to please as many people as possible

>Rejects of socialites.

>Think being a "Depressed bipolar drug addict" is cool

>Mosh at shows ( nothing is more fun than commiting self injury to a band called "As I lay dying" as well hitting the peacefull people who want to enjoy the music)

>The greatest movies, jokes, music and ideas have been killed by them.

>You cant build a house without tools.
Human: I just bought an 8th of some decent weed for 55 dollars!

Tool: Dude! One time me and my friend found an 8th of PURPLE HAZE in my ex girlfriend's garage! It was free so we smoked it all! I was so high that me and her convinced her friend to do a threesome...I tapped it too!
**Swoops poorly colored bangs over forehead***

Human: That's cool...
**looks uninterested**

Tool: Yeah... I lost the tape tho man!
by slamjunk February 17, 2010
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