by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010
Get the British door nailmug. When someone, some thing, or some place offends you enough or is so poor by comparison to another such person, thing or place that the most logical reciprocation, sometimes ironically, is to smash the door with a blunt, heavy, nearby projectile such as a mason's brick, creating an inconvenience (and, if the door was glass, a safety hazard) such that the interested parties are coerced into correcting said problem.
My Aunt's eggs and grits are so good that it makes you want to drive by IHOP and throw a brick at the door.
by SleeplessInSeattle October 22, 2013
Get the throw a brick at the doormug. When someone is behind a closed door and says anything they want but once the door opens and the person they have been talking shit to gets ahold of them they are cowards.
Johnny showed a lot of closed door courage in making fun of Billy while they were in lockdown, but once the doors opened Johnny made sure the guards could always see him.
Internet trolls are now the epitome of closed door courage. Because they know nothing they say will ever have any repercussions.
Internet trolls are now the epitome of closed door courage. Because they know nothing they say will ever have any repercussions.
by HunterofTrolls September 23, 2017
Get the closed door couragemug. When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.
“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
Get the playing with the closet doormug. What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Asshole next doormug. by Mist master June 11, 2023
Get the Door county mistmug. The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
by Alagai March 22, 2017
Get the Glass Door Closetmug.