Cook

Good, hot, amazing.

Mihaela: Why is Childish Gambino considered so cook?
Aaron: He has raaange, he IS cook.

by sortbyfirstname January 24, 2021

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

by Epicbowler August 26, 2023

Cooked

To be in an inescapable adverse situation.

He knew he was cooked when he saw his lawyer popping pain medication.

by MalumLibrum958 June 14, 2024

Cooked

An old Jungian archetype is the idea of spirits coming from above (the heavens) and finding blood (human suffering). They are like chefs from burger king. To be cooked is the worst. Because that means you would have to have been prepared: gutted, seasoned, and put on a menu. To an angel that looks like your homies cheating you from something. People close to you, selling you for themselves. Cooked is when you're at your lowest

*His homies ran a train on his girl and opps are on his as* "bruh, I'm cooked"

by mr greaseballer January 9, 2024

Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion

That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.

by VinceVegas May 12, 2021

Cook machine

A cook machine is a way to use less space having a cooker and a washing machine in 1

The other day I brought a cook machine to use less space

by Cookmachine123 April 25, 2020