spaggy tits

tits that no one should ever touch because they are just plain nasty

i was about to have sex with this fine ass girl...she took off her shirt and she had the spaggiest tits ever

by Sean July 22, 2004

nun tits

Breasts that are so ugly that the woman who was cursed with them should become a nun so that no man will have to look at them.

Jen's boobs look like a pair of saggy bags with stretchmarks with the ends of salamis glued to them, classic nun tits.

by DingoDongo February 12, 2009

Pig Tits

A male who frequents the Huzzah Valley, slave name Justin.

Hey, look at the pig tits on that one!

by mavfizzle May 21, 2011

your mum's tits

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

by Donoxian MacGuigan November 11, 2007

Tits

The most wonderful things in life. They are also known as the breasts, a woman's most attractive feature. They come in all shapes and sizes. They are what women use to control men.

Yo, Alex, Kirsten and courtney have some nice tits!" "Yeah i know, they are the sexiest tits around!

by The big bad tit man March 16, 2011

rumpled tits

Tits that are very unpleasant to look at, feel, have, etc., They're generally unkempt, gross, nasty, or somehow misshapen or deformed. Overall, nasty.

"That Asia chick has some really nasty rumpled tits. I would never want to get down with her."

"Lindsy Lohan's tits were so rumpled after that surgery. Have you seen those pictures???"

by my ass is super hairy March 1, 2009

tilt

A commonly used term in lacrosse meaning how low your helmet sits on your hear. No tilt means u look out of the middle or even lowest gap. Mad tilt means you look out of the top gap.

yo bro my tilt game is twice yours.

by laxin... February 11, 2009