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Epic Win

An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
“Omg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)
by Entomologist prime March 7, 2020
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Epic dallas

Dallas was horny so he did a epic Dallas
by Aidsihave August 23, 2021
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Me am epic
by CicadaHymn December 12, 2020
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Epic eggplant

When you wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the base of your penis so that it swells up and turns purple like an eggplant.
Last week I fucked a girl with my epic eggplant

Are you going to do an epic eggplant for your date tonight?
by Mynoduesp321 October 6, 2023
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EPIC

Everyone everywhere uses EPIC for everything! But seriously, what is EPIC?

EPIC is a special moment. A goosebumps worth memory. Something the goes beyond normal. EPIC is an experience. It is so enhanced that when you feel like you are floating above the clouds, or touching the height of unmatched pleasure - you know it's EPIC.
by PawPatrol_09 January 26, 2022
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Epic

When said, it is a way to express how cringe you are as quickly as possible. Only the lowest form of human will use this word.
Troglodyte: Man, today was epic!

Normal human being: …
by Modern Troglodyte March 1, 2022
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