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Painting

An action of putting your feelings in Form of drawing sauce, Of which the color is depending on the feeling, on a white sheet/paper/touchy drawing computer. The Artist, though, has to suffer a certain amount of pain while creating the piece for it to be called a "painting" (pain-ting)
"Do you hear that?"

"Oh, yeah, lemme check if she's OK.

" uh, Michelle are you OK?"
*Michelle sits on the floor crying, with a canvas in front of her*
" oh, nevermind, she's just painting. "
by Mochii chii January 14, 2019
mugGet the Paintingmug.

paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.
Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.
by Fezaroni October 3, 2022
mugGet the paint me a Birminghammug.

corp paint

Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.

2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.

3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.

4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
by kidneyswap April 7, 2013
mugGet the corp paintmug.

Brain Painting

The results of a Firearm being stuck in your mouth, and having the trigger depressed.
Steve:"Did you hear that Phil killed himself by Butt Chugging bleach?"
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."
by Shreddie Wap January 25, 2017
mugGet the Brain Paintingmug.

Paint some cheeks

When you are hitting a thicc baddie from the back and you aren't trying to turn her into a single mom just yet. Before you bust you pull out and nut all over her butt cheeks...in essence creating a masterpiece like the mona lisa on her butt cheeks with your nut.
Damn, you see Sadie's massive dumper? My GYATTTT I can't wait to paint some cheeks tonight!!
by Cheek Worship May 4, 2024
mugGet the Paint some cheeksmug.

The Jakey Paint

When painting over badly chipped nails to look classier.
"Ew Hazel you can't go out with your nails rotten like that, you look like a tinker!"
"I have no time Ashleigh, how are we supposed to make the taxi to head to the club!?!?"
"Quick Jakey Paint in the taxi will sort you out"
"Ahh The Jakey Paint, what a life saver"
by Ashaalee95 May 3, 2013
mugGet the The Jakey Paintmug.

splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.
That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.
by Jambox2020 December 21, 2020
mugGet the splash paintingmug.

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