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Dirty Pie

An eccentric male homosexual who does not practice proper hygiene bathing techniques of his anal area.
I could never dine on a dirty pie because I only care to eat clean booty.
by Creative Butt Pirate July 23, 2012
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Holiday Pie

A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.
"Wow Johnny, this Holiday Pie you made is amazing!"

"Thanks mom, Linda and I made it together."
by TrakPak December 4, 2018
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Eskimo Pie

A sexual act in which a woman convinces a man that he is about to "get it" making him very aroused. Right before giving it up she pulls out 2 ice packs and sandwiches his "special area" causing rapid shrinkage and the end of any sexual possibilities.
"Man I'm SO pissed right now, last night Chandra Eskimo Pie'd my ass!"
by Captain Johnson May 4, 2008
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Eskimo Pie

An Alaska Natives "woman parts, Va JJ, Punany".
Im going North To Alaska to get me some real Eskimo Pie.
by Rossdizzle December 22, 2008
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humble pie

the greatest live band of all time and also the starting point of legendary guitarist Peter Framton.
man1: hey man i just went to a humble pie concert
man2: Yeah? how was it.
man1: they blew my mind man!
by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005
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Custom Pie

When you're spending a large amount of money, deliberately going to a friend or relative's shop and buying most of their stock.
"How's business? Not so good? Here, have some custom pie!"

"I just got custom pied by Boris, my shop looks empty."
by Oscarvarium February 15, 2010
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squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.
well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie
by heydipshit February 28, 2010
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