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Nerd Merchant

Someone who is a tryhard at something. Can be used as a general insult. Derives from use by the king.
Peter: "I got 90% in that test."
File: "Oh you're such a nerd merchant"
by xKINGGDEEGx June 29, 2021
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nerd whistle

A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.
Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.

or

You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.
by Nocus February 20, 2009
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Nerd Sport

A game that game enthusiasts (mainly nerds/geeks) watch or play for entertainment.
DUDE! DID YOU SEE THE MATCH BETWEEN LiquidTLO AND aTnDarKFoRcE IN STARCRAFT II ON YOUTUBE!? IT WAS FREAKIN' AMAZING!

YEAH I SAW IT! ONE OF THE COMMENTS MENTIONED WHAT I WAS THINKING: "THIS IS A NERD SPORT!"
by Ophaq August 20, 2011
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Nerd Quota

Limiting the amount of "nerdy" references you can make during a specific time period. This can be a personal goal or imposed by an annoyed friend. The effort is protect yourself from appearing lame.

EX: One Harry Potter reference a day; two Star Wars references if they're particularly clever; and one Twilight reference if it won't cause sexuality confusion.
Friend: How did you get home from the bars last night?
Me: I apparated.
Friend(Nerd Quota Enforcer): That's one.
by harrymotherfuckingpotter August 9, 2010
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Nerd Pay

A person who uses a pay app from their mobile phone to complete a purchase transaction.
Customer: "Excuse me, am I able to use Google Pay?"
Man next in line: "NERD PAY"
by TheRandomGamer76 February 24, 2020
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Console nerd

Person who either bought a nintendo, xbox, or playstaion. Not all people who have consoles are console nerds. A console nerd is a die hard fan who can tell you why their console is the best in 6.9 seconds
Person 1 PlAySTAtioN is SUpErrIor tO ThE xbOx 1
Person 2 console nerd
by Large cranium neanderthal September 21, 2020
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Nerd Showing

(n) late night screening of a movie, usu. midnight release on Thursday nights
Jose waited with the rest of those twifags for three hours in line at the nerd showing just so they could see it first.
by Van Devious August 11, 2010
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