max bling

A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT

FUCK YOU MAX BLING DICKHEAD

by ShakaylaisHawt June 07, 2016

max rumor

When the youtuber max tech releases another video containing a 1% accurate rumour that he bases on some anonymous chinese leaker

max tech: *drops the 5th macbook pro 14 inch m1x leak video*

me: ah another fucking max rumor

by lolfr April 08, 2021

Max Zagorski

is a loser

Max: hey how's it going
Eva: piss off you loser max zagorski

by mrspotatobody July 28, 2021

max riche

In love with boys (John)

I max Riche you john

Max

by G.a.p July 09, 2015

Max play

When you’re a player and you get play

Jack; hey did you get max play last night?
Kevin; Yeah, it was lit. The girls were hot
Jack; I’m jealous- I had to work that day

by Blake Oden February 17, 2022

Max Calcroft

A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.

I saw a max calcroft yesterday i tickled his belly and ran

by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014

Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

by Morgan_Rose99 June 09, 2023