muff

A slang word for Motherfucker

This Fucking Muff Niger can won't open

by Muff Niger November 21, 2016

Muff Wax

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.

Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.

by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

Rainbow muff dive

When lesbians eat pussy

I love watching a rainbow muff dive!

by Mr(always)Right May 26, 2023

muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon

When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya

by Muffcannon March 30, 2017

Muff dog

An ugly oak(jeppe boy) thats gets no chicks and no friends and he muffs dogs

That jeppe boy is all alone with his dog he must be a muff dog

by Hate jeppe fag January 3, 2019

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina.

"Watch out! Don't step in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022

free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024