Grand-papi

The daddy version for older men above the age of 60 years old; The term used when speaking about older men

Girl 1: “Damn that man is finer than wine”
Girl 2:”fr that’s what call a Grand-papi😏”

by Lokisleftnut May 11, 2022

Grand-Slammer

The act of having sexual intercourse with somebody who makes it taboo, or the act of fuckin your homies older sister 😈

Yooo bro I hit a grand-slammer last night I think I got Sams sister pregnant 🤫

by alabamaslamjammer25 April 3, 2020

Grand Sausage Plate

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Grand Canyon

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon

I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.

by juiceappleton January 5, 2017

Grand Prix

When a bro hooks up with four different hoe's in four consecutive nights.

George: "Wanna go to the city this weekend... with hoe's?"
Josh: "Bro, from Thursday to Saturday, I am busy chasing after the Grand Prix?"
George: "Bro, what? There's gonna be hoe's in the city tho, bro!"
Josh: "Nah man, I am three down man, one more hoe to go."

by caddycarl November 16, 2020

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

grand dilf

A ‘Grand DILF’ is along the lines of a DILF - Dad I’d like to fuck. If he is a DILF and his child had a child he would be considered a ‘grand DILF.’

People that are into Grand DILF’s tend to have daddy issues.

“Damn my friends grandpa is a grand dilf cause he has a smoking sexy body.”

by sesal March 17, 2022