by Little raccon June 11, 2017
Get the cowboy rocketmug. Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
Get the Cowboy Unitmug. A "cowboi" epitomizes the blend of vintage Western grit with contemporary urban charisma. These avant-garde trendsetters don cowboy-inspired attire, seamlessly merging the charm of the old West with the pulse of cities like New York, Boston, Austin, and Portland. Whether drawing from authentic ranching roots or crafting a unique metrosexual statement, their presence is unmistakable in hip clubs, bars, and streetscapes. Icons such as Elon Musk, Kacey Musgraves and Orville Peck might have ignited this movement, but cowbois are truly the vanguards of a new cultural frontier, where heritage meets innovation and tradition dances with novelty.
"Introducing their innovative tech product at the Austin expo, the team adopted a cowboi theme, blending the city's Western heritage with its modern tech boom, making a memorable impression on attendees."
by Gordon0022 September 24, 2023
Get the Cowboimug. A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.
by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017
Get the horny cowboymug. 
A person (usually a man) riding on a horse he had in the back (🤠) wearing a cowboy hat, in a country vest with boots that's black to match.
* walking down the old town road*
person 1: "yo did you see that cowboi?"
person 2: "yeah! he had a noice hat!"
p1: "did he cheat on his baby?"
p2: "yeah, you can go and ask her!"
person 1: "yo did you see that cowboi?"
person 2: "yeah! he had a noice hat!"
p1: "did he cheat on his baby?"
p2: "yeah, you can go and ask her!"
by drinkyouryeeyeejuicekiddos May 29, 2019
Get the cowboimug. 