The human embodiment of a beluga whale. The kind of guy that is morbidly obese and balding in his late teens. Cleans shitty skid Mark toilets for a living.
Person 1: "did you see that whale looking thing over there?"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
by Sillycatgurl January 28, 2024
Get the Colemug. A Mr Cole loves the system of clocks and how they work. There are many things that a Mr Cole adores, writing fives (in one singular motion) , anything to do with feet and being in any classroom that has no whiteboard tables. A Mr Cole cannot stand students being on task and will purposely make them get off task. A Mr Cole tries to conform certain students to obligatory tasks and denies them the civil right of speech by taking their hats. A Mr Cole also has the hots for Desmos.
Person 1: Oh I have the hots for Desmos
Person 2: Oh no, not another one. Person 3, he's a Mr Cole
Person 3: What. ANOTHER ONE? WHAT IS DESMOS DOING TO PEOPLE
Person 2:*tearing up* no person 3, they are no longer people, we have lost them to the dark side. They are now Mr Coles.
Person 2: Oh no, not another one. Person 3, he's a Mr Cole
Person 3: What. ANOTHER ONE? WHAT IS DESMOS DOING TO PEOPLE
Person 2:*tearing up* no person 3, they are no longer people, we have lost them to the dark side. They are now Mr Coles.
by DonnaHat November 7, 2022
Get the Mr Colemug. He is the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet! He might seem shy at first but inside he’s a really sarcastic funny guy! With the bluest eyes you’ll ever see and the most gorgeous dirty blonde hair, he will love you unconditionally!
I love Cole!
by Nebraskaismyhome112 September 25, 2020
Get the Colemug. He’s a amazing but judged guy he can make you melt with just a smile or look. Even though many girls may like him he knows who he likes and is always around to love and protect her
I like Cole
by Juju with Gucci fans January 2, 2019
Get the Colemug. A demented delusional drug addicted cracked up ghetto bitch with cancer... She has a leg for a tongue and speaks like a dying frog. You may see a wild Denise Cole searching for used cigs on the street, or asking to prostitute! When encountering a Denise you may either want to walk away before you're stuck conversating about how bad she feels for herself for hours, or call the police to report it before it transmits it's diseases to the public.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard from Denise Cole?
Guy2: That crackwhore down the street?
Guy1: Yeah! that one.
Guy2: That crackwhore down the street?
Guy1: Yeah! that one.
by DeniseFoundMe December 5, 2021
Get the Denise Colemug. Cole is an amazing person, a great friend who is always there for you. he always cheers you up when your down, hes hilarious, kind, caring, a great listener and you wish he could see himself the way you see him. He makes your day better in an instant and is one of the major things you look forward to everyday, hes your bestfriend. Once hes in your life hes defintley a huge part of it and you can't imagine your life without him in it. Not all cole's are amazing but once you meet the right one youll know just how great he is. At least the cole in my life is.
person: ive had a really bad day and i dont know what to do
person 2: i think you should talk to cole, hes a great guy and an amazing listener
person: your so right, he made me feel 10x better
person 2: i think you should talk to cole, hes a great guy and an amazing listener
person: your so right, he made me feel 10x better
by 123awsumpowsum April 4, 2024
Get the colemug. 
Get the Colemug.