California snow day

When school closes due to disease rather than the sunny 360 days a year weather
Girl 1: Can you believe the swine flu shut down our school for a week?
Girl 2: yeah, it's about time we got a California snow day.
by tolachick April 29, 2009
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California Steam Roller

A California Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop.

If you want you can shove a Twinkie up her butt.
California Steam Rollers are fun but smelly.

"Did you remember the Twinkie Tonight?"
"Why are we gonna California Steam Roll?"
by TrevorSeanKai April 12, 2010
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California Jumping Frog

Every third weekend in May. Calaveras County angles camp.
there were no women in california in 1850. So the hombres need something that jumps ( thrill ) for money. Thus started the California Jumping Frog contest at angles camp.
by itichie_nocanpo October 22, 2006
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California Mud Hopper

N.) V.(TO california mud hop.)- when you have sex and then you pull it out and stick it in each hole simultaneously.
WOOOHOOO!! that was a great california mud hopping session.
by PM March 27, 2004
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California volcano burger

where a girls vagina is messed up because of having her taint cut during child birth thus making her butthole and pussyhole one and causing her to shit out of her vajayjay
Damn I went down on my girl last night and she had the runs and gave me a California volcano burger
by Mark Dang August 26, 2008
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California Shower Bath

When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.
Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.
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California pop tart

When a man fucks a chick in the ass and proceeds to bust his load inside the anus. Upon busting his nut, the man then goes on and sticks an enema up her ass and shoots up all the liquid into the cavity. Within a few moments the chick begins to discharge all her shit including the semen and fecal matter out of the anus which in turn looks like a cream filled poptart heated and melting.
My girlfriend told me she was hungry so I hooked her up with a California pop tart!
by Spasa Jovanovich December 08, 2007
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