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Alaskan house party

When you have or attend a get together with family and friends and expose someone with receipts in front of everyone for cheating or lying. Icing them out and putting them in the cold.
My sister and fiancé are cheating behind my back, Ima throw them and Alaskan House party this weekend.
by Ghosted96 May 5, 2025
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Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.
"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."
by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019
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Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.
Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.
by Alaskancreampi August 22, 2023
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Alaskan Gas Dragon

When a girl queefs inside your mouth and then you proceed to blow rings out of your nose, (you may need to know a vape trick for this part), like a dragon blowing smoke.
My mouth cavity is still soiled from when I did the Alaskan Gas Dragon.
by AlaskanEarthDragon February 10, 2024
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Alaskan penguin

when a man puts his ballsack inside a woman's booty during intercourse.
Did you see the recent post about the alaskan penguin sex position? Probably best done with lube if the nutsack is going in her booty.
by Tutorman January 8, 2019
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Alaskan chilliDog

when you ejaculate in a persons anus and they shit at the same time.
you man my girl pulled the Alaskan chilliDog on me

oh dear god no
by the Alaskan everything... August 31, 2016
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alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.
"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"
by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017
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