Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

November 20

National day of telling your crush you like him/her.

Boy:its november 20

Girl: yeah and what with that?
Boy: I need to tell my crush I like her.

by insta rodri_rf06 November 19, 2019

October 20

Let a C name eat your pussy at school day

Boy: Did you bring a lunch
Boy 2: No it’s October 20th

by Thdjfjd October 19, 2021

20/20

How bad this year was out of 20.

Me: "Hey how bad was this year?"
Friend: "ehhh I'd say it was 20/20"

by Stop calling me a simp. July 16, 2020

Signal 20

Personnel status check on a Fire ground or other emergency scene.

Command: " Unit 700 Signal 20". Unit 700: "Check".

by Dave720 October 18, 2021

May 20

It's the day when the absolute sweetheart of a person was born. This person is charming, lovely and kind. They're strong and gives a bundle of joy to everyone around them. May they be happy and successful always✨️

Hey do you know what day it is ?
Everyone knows it's may 20 and it's our sweetheart's day.
Yeah it is!

by Chonno November 20, 2024

20%

Why are 20% lgbtq+?

Hym "Ok. Easy. It's 20% because the way they are in Lgbtq+ is in abstraction. So, the number is inflated by non-binary and the more abstract versions of lgbtq. So, if you subtract all of the people who are lgbtq in abstraction, you probably have close to the same number it's always been. Or maybe they are BeInG bRaInWaShEd by the NOT reality monster worshipping people. The weird, gross reality monster worshipping breeding cult people. So there. That's why it's 20% now."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023