Spicy Sister Test

(noun): when you do something purposefully like a bish (because sometimes people just need to be put in their place) and then you tell your bf about it. His response determines if you have a future together.

This test is to be used in conjunction with and only after you have successfully completed the Bear Test.

"Hey Amanda, did Pastry ever pass his Spicy Sister Test?"

"Why, yes, he sure did Sabrina. I told him about how I sassed and stared down the short guy at work while I was wearing heels. The bf responded with, 'That's totally his own fault.' He did well and now I know he can handle this spicy sister."

by Aunt Bina March 31, 2014

test rub

A very sneaky, dishonest way for one male to find out if another male is gay or bisexual, by catching the first male off guard, say, near a wall and pressing genitalia together until the second male gets a hard-on or shows other signs of sexual arousal.

I think Mike is trying to test rub Fabio to find out if Fabio's queer. Why else does Mike keep on trying to lean against Fabio at the end of film making class?

by pentozali May 5, 2014

Test the Plumbing

To take a massive dump at a friends house, testing how well their porcelain can handle it.

"Mind if I test the plumbing in your house? I haven't shit in a week"

by RunescapeMLG123 November 1, 2014

semester test exemptions

The greates gift of all. Presents the joy of sleeping and then doing whatever you wish while know everyone else is at school taking 2 hours long tests.

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by Iamexempt December 19, 2013

The Bae Test

This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your bæ is a true bae.

If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.

If not... They failed

Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...

by Random__123 January 28, 2015

Test Pickle

When a virgin girl (or non virgin, bi, or lesbian) wants to know what a dick feels like so she proceeds to use a cucumber and after it is used it has white fuzz on it. Thus the test pickle.

I was at Jessica's house and found a test pickle under her bed! She must be desperate.

by Steffan Fischer March 18, 2015

Dewey test

drunk test (i.e. DUI test)

Ben's blonde girlfriend texted that she was late becauuse the cops gave her a Dewey test by making her walk along a white piece of tape while toching her nose and saying the alphabet backwards.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 18, 2015