Dick pic test

If you wanna know if a girl fucks with you send them a random dick pic (either full Monty or slightly scribbled out your choice).if she reacts somewhat positively your in, go for it champ! If she reacts negatively she's either wasting your time or you issued the test at an inopportune time.

Jim:"Hey man how's that Liz girl?"
Bob:"Not good Jim, she completely failed the dick pic test"
Jim:"The dick pic what? You can't be serious that's not a real thing"
Bob:"Urban dictionary it Jim, it totally is"

by Ajac12599 July 11, 2016

Fraternity Test

The word an uneducated white male uses because he doesn’t know that the real word is paternity test. This male thinks he is a thug, and that the streets love him but to be honest if the streets really loved him he wouldn’t have gotten popped two weeks after he got off probation. Stay in school kids, don’t do drugs.

When that kid is born I’m getting a fraternity test done!

by Getsomebacon October 13, 2018

cricket test

A guide to see if person who has chosen to immigrate to the UK (and take up UK citizenship) has integrated with the community.

In a cricket match, do they support the country that they have chosen to live in or do they still support the country that they abandoned.

Test was invented by The Rt Hon Norman Tebbit, A great man of British Politics

Do they pass the cricket test?

by Matthew R Palmer September 26, 2005

water balloon test

When you're done nailing a chick, Check for condom leakage by filling it up with water like a water balloon. If it leaks, your screwed and so is she.

I just got done bangin' michelle when i did the water balloon test and it leaked! I threw it at her, screamed sucks to be you, and ran!!

by Robby S. November 18, 2007

queef blow test

(QBT) Usually performed during cunnilingus. When one partner will blow a quick, forced breath directly into the vagina. Then firmly push on the mons and a queef pops out. Serves almost no purpose but a good laugh or a quick way to ensure you won't have another date.

(1) Jim had to end the date with Sally before he hung himself in her bathroom, so he gave her a QBT followed with a look of shame. (2) Beula was asking Willy for a little more excitement in the sack so Willy tried the queef blow test. Did that work?

by Pv2Monsell July 8, 2009

smell test

the test mom's give their teens to check for cigarettes, pot or alcohol.

i give my son the smell test when he's been out with friends.

by bridget mcintosh October 1, 2007

friendship test

If the challenged person does not complete the request/task that his or her friend has set forward, the friendship will cease to exist.

Person 1: "Hey punch yourself in the face."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Friendship test"
Person 2: "Fine" Punch
Person 1: "Good, if you had not done that you would have failed, and we would no longer be friends."

by Wilcoas January 5, 2008