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Snake Woman

A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.
L: "OMG, Monica didn't text me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."
by GokuThunda December 4, 2015
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Old Footage Woman

Hailing from Hulme, Manchester, the Old Footage Lady is a 75 year old woman who happens to be the world's oldest clubber. Trotting round without a care in the world other than to raise money for the NSPCC from pissed students at Footage and other like bars, she has been out every night for the past 30 years and raised over 60 million pounds for charity. She appears to have a heart of gold, but recently, the pressure has been getting to her. Local thug Dean Blair has started to take advantage of her. Using her reputation for being a charity worker, he sends her out to do the same job but instead of the money going to charity, it helps Dean Blair launder money through his Salt'n'Battery Chip Shop. Recently she has been spotted getting out of Deans car right outside Footage. She no longer speaks to the clubbers as she is too frightened, instead extending her arm holding the collection box.

However, an incident occured last week that could have scarred the woman for life. A young unnamed lass was dancing wildly on the dance floor, unbeknowingstly charging into the Old Footage Woamn. sending her hurling to the ground. The Crowd let out an almighty gasp as they thought she was dead. She did however survive, and the young girl was launched out of the club by power hungry bouncers on an ego trip. Dean Blair, amazingly, did not allow her to go to hospital. Instead, he sent her back in to finish her nights work. The woman is finally thinking of hanging up her boots, but determination to raise at least a little extra than usual, so she can keep a bit to give to her old charities, is driving her forward.
"Hide ya change lad, the Old Footage Womans about!"
by GF March 26, 2007
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Kill all woman

Feminist say: “kill all men Is satirical, and if you have to look it up then you probably don’t understand that.” As such that is equally true then for kill all woman, a man might say to a woman in response to “kill all men” or when a woman does something sexist, rude, or disgusting. It is usually used to express frustration or disappointment, however, sometimes it is used to get a rise out of woman.
Woman 1: “ David: Are we splitting the check?

Woman 2: “What did you do?”

Woman 1: “I told him to sleep careful tonight because I don’t need him #kill all men!”
Woman 2: “what did he say”
Woman 1: “ then I guess Kill all woman to”
by JessyRand January 31, 2021
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Woman donkey show

A show that you can go to where one or more women jackoff,give a blow job to and get fucked etc. by one or more donkeys. Most often the women are completly naked and when the donkey cums it is like water being coming out of a fire hose and it gets all over everything and the woman usually gets covered in cum. The donkeys usually cum more that once and when ever they cum all the guys watching it cheer.
by The Fury 13 December 29, 2010
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Mr. Sister Woman

a human, specifically one human, of whom is superior to all beings and living things on earth, also the leader of an excellent religion known for its excellency, the followers are known as minions. thank you for reading this vital information.
by Chickindude June 18, 2021
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grown ass woman

Common anagram: GAW. A grown ass women demands respect from men and women. She has confidence and believes in herself. She lives intentionally, and helps her fellow GAW when they need advice or support. She feels empowered and knows that she is worth the best. Many GAW are also a part of the icky hickey society.
Beyonce is a grown ass woman. She is successful, empowers other women, and loves her body. She has pursued her passion and succeeded. Not to mention, she's married to a man who respects and adores her.
by bbgurl_bey March 20, 2010
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Snake Woman

A term foe a shemale or preop transexual.
That's a snake woman.
by Judge dredd7 August 6, 2011
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