senior sunrise

high school seniors stay up late or wake up early to get their drink on for the first day of school; they arrive at school either buzzed or drunk off their asses

"are you going to get your drink on at senior sunrise?"

by emokidswill May 30, 2008

Mexican Surprise

When a girl goes down on a guy and puts a finger up his ass without him expecting it.

The Mexican Surprise was popularized by the award winning film "Y Tu Mama Tambien".

Yah, she's awesome, except she gave me a Mexican Surprise last night.

by dj tightFold September 16, 2010

Porcelain Surprise

When taking a shit, a Porcelain Suprise is when the first nugget you drop splashes water back up and hits you in the asshole.

"OH GOD! I just got a Porcelain Surprise!"

by STEW POT November 7, 2006

Serbian Surprise

the delicate art of getting off your girlfreind or any woman really with the vibrations of an xbox 360 controller.

named after some guy's Halo 3 online name that i totally p0wned 3 years ago, when i first heard it i initially thought it was a sex move,but it wasnt so now it is.

"Dude;last night i was playin halo online and i just grabbed my chick and started rubbing her clit with the controller,and every time i got shot or killed it vibrated,i totally got her off with it! i totally gave her the serbian surprise!"

by The M4chin3 November 20, 2009

Silky Suprise

When you shit in a girl's mouth and then force her to suck your dick, then after you cum she swallows both

Sandor gave a Silky Suprise to Hoppe

by Dr. Saw June 21, 2006

the skillet surprise

When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above her head, and just as you are about to release your white goblins, blow the airhorn. The girl will be so startled, she'll jerk her head up immediately into the skillet, dazing her. Then you blow your load right up her nose, while saying "surprise!".

Cindy, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was at jeff's house and he straight up knocked me with a skillet. And then guess what he did. Wait for it, wait for it. Yeah, thats right. He blew up my nose and it ran down my throat like a warm, but satisfying white chocolate mocha. He then ran off screaming 'you just got hit by the skillet surprise, but next time I'll be sure to spray in your eyes!!'

by 211 4 Lif September 16, 2008

surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008