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Sad Sucking

The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.
Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.

Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?

Alec: Sad Sucking bros!
by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022
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hobby suck

Going down on your man even though he's already bust a nut just because you're still horny and want to have more fun.
Bobby already shot his load but Sally gave him a hobby suck anyway.
by Charles Strong August 6, 2020
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suck fomer

suck fomer
by _____mikasatard December 5, 2021
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Suck a shit

A combination of “eat shit” and “suck a dick”. To be used as an insult, When you can’t decide which to use
Person A: “Hey bro, could you help me with my homework?”

Person B: “nah bro, suck a shit”

Person A: “eat shit and suck a dick
Person B: “nah,you can suck a shit”
by Slanggmaker88 November 11, 2020
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sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".
This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."
by Bowlfinger '72 October 9, 2019
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Suck a Fart

Term used briefly in Irish youth culture (between November 2005-March 2006) Used to express similar sentiment to common phrase "Kiss my Ass" while avoiding the cliche of what was a tired expression.
Rarely expressed now in any civilized culture.
Why don't you ever Suck a Fart?
To suck a fart is to live.
Lady Rosalind has retired to her chamber, knowing that would sir care to suck a fart.
by Jodie G. Eastwood June 12, 2012
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sucking dick

sucking dick iz when a male sticks his dick n da gurlz mouth and moves her moth back n fourth n useing her hand on the dick like jerking it off she does that only when she cant reach the rest of the dick so she does that.then when da male is abot 2 nut u skeet all ova her face!most gurlz dont know how 2 do it soo they practice!itz all right 2 suck a dick it really iz itz human nature!!!!
shit i had da best time ova da weekend i was sucking dick n i fucked like 8 people their 2!!!!
by ALFALPHA July 30, 2008
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